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Will we still be happy little Vegemites?

The new cheesy spreadable Vegemite announced yesterday will be for sooks and wusses.

In order to attract more sales, the company has launched a softer version of Australia's most-delectable (for some, detestable) spread.

Coming home to Australia on a Qantas Jet, there is nothing more delightful than savouring some Vegemite at 30,000 feet watched on by gob-smacked Yanks.

But give me the original, rancid, true Aussie, "knock ya dead" Vegemite version any day.

Anything less is just for sooks and wusses.

All he-men will stick to the original.


PAUL TULLY: paul@tully.org.au

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